swearing at motorists

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FLYING PIZZA ON THE WAY DOWNTOWN I SAW YOU LOOKING REAL GOOD LOOKING THE OTHER WAY AND I
WAS HOPING THAT YOU WOULD NOT SEE ME I HAD NOTHING TO SAY IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME BUT NOT TOO
LONG AND NOT LONG ENOUGH I'M THINKING TO MYSELF AND HOW'S YOUR MOM AND ARE YOU WORKING
THE SAME PLACE YOUR HAIR GOT LONG AND ON AND ON...

INADVERTENT CHRISTMAS SONG CHRISTMAS EVE IN BIRMINGHAM DAYTON ON THE PHONE IF WE MAKE IT
TO LOUISVILLE I'LL BE COMING HOME LET THAT ECONOLINE ROLL SEVENTY-FIVE MILES AN HOUR UP THAT
INTERSTATE LORD I CAN'T QUENCH MY THIRST I'M STILL TWO STATES FROM HOME FORTY-SIX MILES TO GO
AND IT'S ONE-SEVENTEEN AND WHAT I'VE GOT TO KNOW IS IF I DRIVE STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE WILL YOU
BE AT HOME WE'LL GO OUT FOR A DRINK AT ONE OF THE TWO BARS WE KNOW

THIN MAN FROM NORTH MAIN AND THERE YOU ARE WATCHING FROM THE SIDE WHEN YOU REALIZE IT'S ALL
THE SAME ONLY THE SINGERS CHANGE AND LATER ON YOU'LL SIT BY YOURSELF AND KEEP IT OFF THE SHELF
AND WONDER WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG

NUMBERS HAVE TOO MANY MEANINGS TO ME NUMBERS HAVE TOO MANY MEANINGS TO ME PHONES
CLOCKS AND CALENDARS JUST WON'T LET ME BE EVERY NUMBER ANOTHER REMINDER OF LOST HE'S AND
SHE'S THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF PHONE CALL AT QUARTER 'TIL THREE HAVE ANOTHER DRINK AND WONDER
JUST WHO CAN IT BE HAUNTING ME THE PAST WON'T BE SO I WILL GO TO SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON JUST
IN CASE YOU DRIVE BY AND YOU'LL SEE IT AND THINK THAT I'M AWAKE AND MAYBE YOU'LL DROP BY

DOG WITH THE LAMPSHADE HEAD STARING OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDERS AT ME DOG'S ASLEEP ON THE
FLOOR IN THE DOORWAY AND I'M GETTING HIGH AS I CAN AND I'LL SAY GOODBYE TO THAT OLD MIRROR
MAN AND I KNOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NEITHER DO I MAN NOBODY CAN WE MUST BE OUT OF OUR
MINDS YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE AND I'M OUT OF TIME FOR YOU AND ALL YOU SILLY SOAP OPERA
SCHEMES FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR SILVER SCREEN DREAMS YEAH

CALGON TAKE ME AWAY I WANT TO KNOW WHY IT NEVER SEEMS TO END I'LL SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN YOU
CALM THE FUCK DOWN WAS IT REALLY WORTH YOUR WHILE WHEN YOU'RE STARING AT THE PILE IT SURE
LOOKED GOOD ON YOUR TV SCREEN BUT THIS AIN'T THE GUIDING LIGHT THAT SHIT IS POISON FOR YOUR
MIND THIS IS REAL THIS IS YOU AND THIS IS ME YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE ME BUT YOU SAY YOU SEE
RIGHT THROUGH ME AND ME DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE IS ANYWAY AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY IT NEVER
SEEMS TO END AND THEN THE BAND STARTED PLAYING AND IT ALL WENT AWAY AND I SAID LORD CAN IT BE
ALL RIGHT ONCE IN AWHILE...

MAYBE ZORRO JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON BUMPER STICKERS IN A WALMART PARKING LOT
SUNDAY AFTERNOON WE HAD FINISHED BREAKFAST AND NOW WE'RE HEADING TO THE MOVIES SMOKE
A JOINT OUT IN THE PARKING LOT SKIP THE PREVIEWS YOU HATE ROBIN WILLIAMS AS MUCH AS I LOVE
ROBIN WILLIAMS SO HOW ABOUT GENE HACKMAN IN THAT LATEST ACTION FILM OR MAYBE ZORRO

TALKING PICTURES TALKING PICTURES TO HELP THE WAY DOWN I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE YOU IT BREAKS
MY HEART TO SEE YOU CRY AND YOU SAY THE SAME THINGS ABOUT ME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I
CAN'T JUST SEE WHAT IT IS THAT YOU NEED CARBON COPIES WILL FALL AROUND ME I CANNOT THINK OF
ANYPLACE THAT I WOULD RATHER BE IN THE MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP WITH YOU LYING NEXT TO ME

THREE WISHES I WISH I COULD TAKE AWAY THE PAIN THAT I'VE GIVEN YOU I WISH THAT I COULD MAKE
YOU BELIEVE THAT MY LOVE IS TRUE I WISH I COULD WRITE A SONG AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU

DRUNK ON MONDAY I GAVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED IT WAS NOT WHAT YOU WANTED AT ALL TURN THE
LIGHTS OFF ON MY WAY DOWN THE HALL AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T
REALLY KNOW WILL THEY FIND YOU FACE DOWN IN YOUR DRIVING MACHINE OR QUIETLY SWINGING WHEN
YOUR LEGS KICK FREE AND THE CARS DRIVE BY AND YOU'RE INSIDE TRYING TO GET HIGH ENOUGH TO
CONCENTRATE

ONE MORE NEXT TIME YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE YOU COULD HAVE BEEN WITH ANYONE YOU'D NEVER
MET ANYONE QUITE LIKE ME SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE SOUNDS I FELT YOU LEAVING TOWN ALWAYS
THOUGHT I'D BE AROUND BUT NOT THIS TIME AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT'S CHANGING THE SKY IS JUST LIKE YOU AND ME THE RACE WAS LOST BEFORE THE RUN
YOU'LL NEED A FACE TO PIN IT ON YOUR PICTURE LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE ME AND I SAW THE WRITING
ON THE WALL BETWEEN EXITS NINE AND TEN

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